No romance for Rob

 

At BLISS towers, we reckon we know what's romantic. Trips to Paris, dozens of red roses, love letters all tick the boxes, but sure nothing and nobody fits the bill better than R Patz. The boy could just stand in the middle of a room singing the song from the McDonald's ad and we'd still be swooning. But according to Rob, kissing Kristen in Breaking Dawn was more challenging than romantic: "We were trying to kiss each other and we misjudged the strength of the tide and it was absolutely one of the most difficult things I have ever done in my life." Wow. We suppose being knocked out of Rob's arms by a giant wave is still quite...ah, we're giving it some thought now. The sea water in your eyes. The way your hair would go all wet, then frizzy. Getting frizzy hair as you snog R Patz is pretty much the unluckiest thing in the world. All your clothes would be soaked. Even your underwear. OK Rob, we believe you! Over it!

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