Katy hammers Russell’s dream

It won’t be a West Ham wedding! Despite rumours that they’ve already tied the knot, Katy Perry has revealed that she and Russell Brand are still planning their wedding. Mad West Ham United fan Russell wanted the wedding to have a claret and blue theme after his team’s colours, and have their anthem I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles performed. Katy said: "While I think I am a good girlfriend, even I draw the line at a West Ham wedding."

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