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That's not what I ordered...
I was in the school canteen eating my lunch with my friends when my best friend dived on my lap and stayed there. I asked her what she was doing but she refused to tell me. A moment later, she let out the most massive, stinkiest fart and shouted my name as she did so! There must have been 300 people in there who all turned and looked. I nearly died - from the smell and embarrassment. Red face!!









MAGAZINE,